Today's Jokes and News 5/29

ENTERTAINMENT

Kylie Kelce returned to her podcast after maternity leave and admits she "can't stop" comparing her newborn daughter Finnley to her older daughters by scrolling through old photos and videos - even though she knows it's "not a good idea." The mother of four describes going from three to four kids as "not terrible" while managing Finnley's preference for contact naps.

Hugh Jackman's longtime friend Gus Worland says the actor is "moving on with his life" after ex-wife Deborra-Lee Furness' recent public statement about "betrayal" in their marriage. Worland noted that "the last couple of years have been difficult" for the former couple, who announced their separation in 2023 after 27 years of marriage.

Ryan Phillippe reflects on playing Billy Douglas, the first gay teenager on daytime television in "One Life to Live" from 1992-1993. Despite initial fears from those around him, the role became a "profound experience" as he received fan mail saying viewers had never seen themselves represented in entertainment before.

Eddie Murphy's son Eric and Martin Lawrence's daughter Jasmin quietly tied the knot nearly two weeks ago in a private ceremony, choosing an intimate celebration over elaborate wedding plans. The couple, who've been dating since 2021, got engaged in November 2024.

GENERAL NEWS
 

Retirees in Carlsbad, California live on the highest annual income from Social Security and retirement withdrawals at $85,442 per year. The analysis of 344 US cities shows retirement income varies dramatically, with Social Security making up 30-40% of total income in the highest-earning cities.

JOKES

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own? It was two tired.

Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" Dad: "No sun."

SPORTS

Roman Anthony and Jac Caglianone remain two of baseball's most anticipated prospects, but both the Red Sox and Royals are keeping them in the minors despite fan pressure. While Anthony dominates at Triple-A and Caglianone crushes home runs in the upper minors, their organizations prioritize development over immediate call-ups.

Philadelphia Phillies take the top spot in MLB power rankings for the first time this season, leading a tight race with the Detroit Tigers and Los Angeles Dodgers. The Phillies' starting pitching, led by Zack Wheeler's dominant recent performances, has been their defining strength in a 21-6 run since late April.

Kelsey Plum leads the WNBA's biggest offseason impact rankings after her trade to the Los Angeles Sparks. Averaging 25.2 points per game, she's brought star power back to the franchise and is in early MVP conversations despite the team's struggles, having scored or assisted on 233 of the Sparks' points through six games.

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TECHNOLOGY

DeepSeek released an update to its R1 reasoning AI model that previously sent US tech shares tumbling earlier this year.

Amazon's Zoox issued its second software recall this month after a San Francisco crash where an unoccupied robotaxi continued moving after being struck by an e-scooter rider. The recall covers 270 vehicles and aims to improve tracking of nearby pedestrians and prevent movement when vulnerable road users are close.

Grammarly secured $1 billion in non-dilutive financing from General Catalyst to expand its AI productivity platform beyond writing assistance.

Birthdays Today

John F. Kennedy (1917) - The future 35th President of the United States was born in Brookline, Massachusetts, becoming the first president born and serving in the 20th century.

G.K. Chesterton (1874) - The famous English writer, philosopher, and creator of the beloved detective Father Brown was born, becoming one of Britain's most celebrated literary figures.

Patrick Henry (1736) - The American revolutionary orator and Virginia governor was born, famous for his "Give me liberty, or give me death!" speech during the American Revolution.

TODAY’S TRIVIA
Do you Know?

Q:  What is the tallest breed of dog? Great Dane