Today's Jokes 8/24

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Johnny Cook
August 24, 2024

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TODAY’S JOKES
Time to Laugh

August 24, 2024

Hello Friends!

Here are today's reasons to smile-

Random Joke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions?

Dad Joke

I remember being in so much debt that I couldn't afford my electricity bills, it was a dark time.

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Q:  Some of our favorite collective nouns for animals include a congregation of alligators, a business of ferrets, an ostentation of peacocks, and a gaggle of what other fowl?

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Dry Joke

If time is money are ATM's time machines?