Today's Jokes 8/31

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August 31, 2024

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Here are today's reasons to smile-

Random Joke

I've never played the bagpipes but I have carried a screaming three-year-old toddler over my shoulder.

Dad Joke

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

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Dry Joke

To make mistakes is human. To blame someone else for your problem, is strategic.