Today's Jokes 9/4

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Johnny Cook
September 04, 2024

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TODAY’S JOKES
Time to Laugh

September 4, 2024

Hello Friends!

Here are today's reasons to smile-

Random Joke

Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

Dad Joke

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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TODAY’S TRIVIA
Do you Know?

Q: Which athlete has won the most Olympic medals?

ONE MORE JOKE
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Dry Joke

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.