Today's Jokes 9/5

TODAY’S JOKES
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September 5, 2024

Hello Friends!

Here are today's reasons to smile-

Random Joke

What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally

Dad Joke

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

TODAY’S TRIVIA
Do you Know?

Q: What is Muhammad Ali’s real name?

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Dry Joke

I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better.